I'd like to tie you up and leave you waiting for a while. You'd be naked, of course. From time to time I'd come by and tease you--slip a finger in your hole or stroke your cock a little. Until you're leaking all over yourself. When you're begging for it, just begging to feel me inside you, to cum, I'll slip my cock in your hole and pound away at your prostate till you spew all over yourself. And then I'll cum on your face. And give you a kiss :D
First I would set a trap and just wait there. Once it springs, I'll leap into action, blindfolding you and completely tying you up. Then, I'd twist all that hair into my fst and skull-fuck you into submission. Finally I'd ram my cock into your ass, over and over- and long after your hole is raw and bleeding I'd come all over your back.
part of that sounds kinky but SOOO FUCKING PAINFUL.